I'll count to five and you'll come, I promise! I'll teach you how to jerk off too

You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

You want dick insurance? Then show me how you fuck it

I thought I'd give it to the maid for money, but she saw my dick and gave it to me like that

You want to go on vacation? Well, you can jerk off to the boss with your legs and give yourself to him on the table